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Get one of these to make the next time a fraction less awkward.

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I've, uh, had to do this a couple times. The bathroom was occupied and I woke up almost pissing myself. It was completely dark outside and we have a fence, so I just peed in the back yard. I'm not proud of what I did.

That being said... if you're in an area that you feel comfortable pulling your pants down, my tip is to just take your pants off. You're gonna get pee on your pants like this.

Also, these exist.

There you go, there's your wikihow article.

Gatorade 32 oz. are available at any convenience store, while being smaller in size, large opening, and manageable to use while driving for most males. Women can make do using products like the Go Girl if they aren't able to use the bottle alone. https://www.amazon.com/Urination-Antimicrobial-Portable-Activities-Silicone/dp/B003BEDUS6

For barricading and bunkering down I recommend the gallon or larger juice bottles from supermarkets. Large mouths, thick plastic, designed for being gripped at full weight with one hand. Where Gatorade bottles may only be a deterrent in unskilled hands, most anyone can easily harm potential attackers with a full gallon of piss in a jug. The sturdy plastic can maintain integrity through heat, pressure, and repetitive beatings. Pro tip, release the excess pressure in the vessel before offensive or defensive use.

Just being a human with a jug of piss is often enough a deterrent.

I strongly recommend against using soda or water bottles. Small necks, thin plastic, low volume. Soda specifically, without nutritional content, and often having diuretic effects. It's ill advised for your prolonged physical well being. You'll consume other necessary supplies to replace what the sodas remove, BUT can not honestly be overlooked if you're forced into creating a stock pile in a very short time.

(Now I want to redo firearm safety, and use manuals with jugs of piss in mind.)

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no it's a real thing

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Which is the Woman's own damn fault:

It's a self-fulfilled prophecy, you could just pee like a man standing but you CHOOSE to pee sitting.

You could just buy this here and pee standing and save precious time: https://www.amazon.com/Urination-Antimicrobial-Portable-Activities-Silicone/dp/B003BEDUS6

It's no secret really, funnels are well known and utilized by smart ladies. If you CHOOSE to victimze yourself and your vagina, then it's your own fault.

probably this.

I mean there's always a solution to a problem

Inverse Argument: Women should pee standing up

men [standing] vs women [sitting] = unequal comparison

men [sitting] vs women [sitting] = equal, but increases pee time

men [standing] vs women [standing] = equal, but decreases pee time

Looks like one of those girl pee sticks

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Give this a try

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Disposable female urinals for all! This one is reusable but you get the idea. https://www.amazon.com/Urination-Antimicrobial-Portable-Activities-Silicone/dp/B003BEDUS6

Only a joke of course ;-)

The GoGirl comes in a can. Not sure if the company survived

She might have a GoGirl female urinal cup. Just saying/hoping.

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try this

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Welp...this is a thing, if you ever wanna ;)

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It can make such a difference when they're understanding! Yeti and similar cups keep ice frozen for hours even during hot temperatures (lived in Texas and they're really popular all through the south). If you're comfortable carrying a cup out there I'd really encourage you to take one.

There are a lot of things you can add to water to help too. Liquid IV and banana bags are 2 I've tried, and give you an electrolyte and nutrient boost. Something like a Camelback so you can have water, just be careful to not flush out your sodium levels by drinking too much water! Potty breaks, even if they're a small delay, will be universes better than dehydration on any level I promise. They have stuff for women to use like this one that can help cut the time a bit for you to get a little more on par with the men (lucky dicks, I mean ducks).

I'd consider a whistle or something you can use while short or breath if you need to get someone's attention for help. A walking stick or cane to help you relieve a little effort in it all helps me last longer and be less symptomatic too

If you're interested they actually make women's urination devices so you can also pee standing up now. It's basically a funnel type contraption but there are different variations from different brands. Like this one: women's urination device

For me, watermelon is peak for keeping me hydrated when I can’t consume my normal gallons of water.

Also this could help for peeing: Portable urinal for women

I bought a female peeing funnel like this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003BEDUS6/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_D790EbDST7PEW

With enough pressure / force, using this

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You sound like someone who needs this in their life.

May I suggest a pee cup? The following is one such:

https://www.amazon.com/Urination-Antimicrobial-Portable-Activities-Silicone/dp/B003BEDUS6

I do not know how practical they are, but overall ratings are 4.3/5, so I imagine they are pretty good for those who want them.

Sure, they could. It would just be messy. Though this exists, so not necessarily. https://www.amazon.com/Urination-Antimicrobial-Portable-Activities-Silicone/dp/B003BEDUS6

She's using a GoGirl device https://www.amazon.com/Urination-Antimicrobial-Portable-Activities-Silicone/dp/B003BEDUS6