Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery

For the uninitiated, go and read the reviews for sugar free gummy bears on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS

>[isomalt is] a sugar alcohol which can cause severe gastrointestinal distress in many people

I cannot emphasis this enough. It isn't something most people think of, but the result of eating isomalt and other sugar alcohols for a number of people is stomach cramps and explosive diarrhea.

If you want evidence beyond a boring ingredient fact sheet, check out the Amazon reviews for sugar free gummy bears.

Just because Haribo pulled them doesn't mean other manufacturers stopped making gummy bears with maltitol.

It’s true! If you want to laugh, read the Amazon reviews of sugar-free gummies 😂 Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_DQNhFbNBZVTWC

First and foremost, read this next sentence very slowly and read it outloud: Maltitol will make you crap like a howler monkey.

Repeat, too much Maltitol will give you the ability to crap through a screen door.

Now, for the next part: As a rule of thumb, maltitol is half as bad as sugar. So, 15 grams of sugar is 15 carbs. 15 grams of maltitol makes your body react like you just ate 7.5 grams of sugar. PLUS IT MAKES YOU SHIT BADLY.

On r/keto, we enjoy backing our claims with science. Here's some science for you:
https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS

Those were made with Maltitol.

So, they CAN kick you out of ketosis if you eat too many of them, but frankly, if you eat too many, ketosis will not be your primary concern.

Putting a seat belt on the toilet will be your primary concern.

:)

Btw, malitol is also what they use in sugar free gummi bears. You should read some of these reviews.

A bag of Sugar Free Gummy Bears should see you right.

Reminds me of these hilarious reviews for sugar free gummy bears 😂

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears+5lb+bag&qid=1595523419&sprefix=Sugar+free+gumm&sr=8-1#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div

[Truth!] (https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div)

I am just going to leave this here...

Even the infamous maltilol gummy bears don't make people vomit, even after consuming significantly higher doses than what you ate.

I'm not a doctor, but I'd wager money on 'it was something else'.

Haribo don't sell em, but you don't have to go far to find another company selling them

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

I got y’all

I don't think they have Haribo sugar free anymore but there's another brand that looks just as good. Josh would definitely shit his pants. Best of all there's videos of guys like Mr. Beast trying it so Cobes will probably try it instead of throwing it in the trash off camera like most of the suggestions. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS97YS#Ask

Haribo may not, but other manufacturers' still do.

These reviews are informative:

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS?ref_=d6k_applink_bb_dls

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS

Sugar free candy is a thing. They use sugar alcohols as a sweetener that will cause you to shit your guts out of you're not careful with how much you injest. Want a good laugh? Read these Amazon reviews for sugar free gummy bears:

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

Here's a link to the one-star reviews.

Remember, there is always the nuclear option.

Apparently the reviews on Amazon for haribo sugar free gummy bears are just horror stories of people shitting themselves.

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

These reviews are also just too good. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_vote_lft?ie=UTF8&voteInstanceId=R22LA4EA9C7RRQ&voteValue=1&csrfT=ghO%2B0sLDofZViFPgcAH1HwO8EjZQYBzm%2BVKy2%2FgAAAABAAAAAF83WeVyYXcAAAAA%2B4kUEk%2F7iMGR3xPcX6iU&returnFromLogin=1&th=1#customerReviews

Or, hear me out, eat like a handful of these:

Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/

Read the reviews first. The 5 star ones are the best examples.

I researched the ingredients, and it's based on sound science.

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div

These can give people the shits

While I can’t explain the thick-headedness of some clients (no pun intended), why not offer them a taste of gastrointestinal distress and an intimate moment with their lavatories? Offer them a Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears as a parting gift.

Why offer candy for poor behavior? Well... read these Amazon reviews: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_top?ie=UTF8

I know it is difficult. A good laugh is always necessary even when under duress. You’re not alone. You’re definitely supported here. Be well.

Have you read the reviews on Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery Those are horror storys that are actually good.

That's the gift that keeps giving!

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS

This brand still sells them https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_fw36EbFYAATDH

I bought two of these and handed them out...

if you like sweets ;)

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You can get those on amazon actually they're called 5 Lbs of Sugar Free Gummy Bears:

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS

The reviews have some pretty legit comedic writing

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/

He ate those while drinking Starbucks Frappucino Chilled Iced Coffee.

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ will fix this problem for you

The 'sugar free gummy bears' reviews on Amazon are famous for their colorful descriptions of just these issues...

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