How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

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Zachary Auburn

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r/guns • comment
16 points • fcatthepanerabread

> live in an apartment, no kids, just a roommate, cat,

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r/homestead • comment
11 points • Yousunkmyredditship1
r/AnimalsBeingDerps • comment
10 points • DJPhil

You may find this helpful.

r/StartledCats • comment
4 points • AshleyStopperKnot
r/Catswithjobs • comment
4 points • bakaneko718
r/Gatcat • comment
3 points • Vicboss93

https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X

It’s cheap!

r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon • comment
2 points • marlissa_lavellan

I hope this works.

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r/funny • comment
2 points • soundeng

It's a real book. I bought it for my buddy when he got a cat. You in the Boston area? I might know where to send it.

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Oh yes. Link

r/guns • comment
2 points • lokoman23

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Get this

r/AteTheOnion • comment
2 points • anamala

There’s a book about this and the satanism-

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r/Advice • comment
2 points • CatHairBezoar

Happy to spread the love!

The Zen of Farting is a strong contender, and when I searched for it a "frequently bought together" suggestion was How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety which is also fantastic. Thanks!

r/TheoryofCatsInSinks • comment
1 points • Thick_KT

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r/NFA • comment
1 points • TheBlindCat

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r/guns • comment
1 points • thegrumpymechanic

/r/gatcat

I hope you had "The Talk"..

r/Gatcat • comment
1 points • badshadow

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r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon • comment
1 points • Bearsandbeaches

I unfortunately don’t have anything that’s $1, but I had to share this with you. I still can’t believe this is an item 😂

r/ak47 • comment
1 points • Vincent__Vega

Looks like you're in the need of this book.

r/AskReddit • comment
1 points • The1TrueSteb

How to talk to your cat about gun safety

Fucking hilarious piece of satire. Read it to my kitties every night.

r/Gatcat • comment
1 points • ZackarOof

Now that you’re in the right sub...

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r/Gatcat • comment
1 points • dust-fur

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r/memes • comment
1 points • X-a-i-x

Should have given him this book

r/Whatisthis • comment
1 points • robust_mongoloid

Consider picking this up:

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r/guns • comment
1 points • pipandhams

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r/liberalgunowners • comment
1 points • Siegez

I think you need this.

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r/guns • comment
1 points • TacticalPenisPump
r/liberalgunowners • comment
1 points • the_nasal
r/blursedimages • comment
1 points • NOwO-Im-Not-a-fuwury

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r/Gatcat • comment
1 points • TheRando_357

I pray that you’ve also invested in this!!

book

r/Catownerhacks • comment
1 points • Catsateherface5987

Maybe try this...?

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Hope this helps!

r/funny • comment
1 points • bingwhip

But if they don't know how to safely use a weapon, that's how accidents happen

r/Glocks • comment
1 points • goosetaff

I think it's about time you bought this Want to be safe starting them at a young age.

r/PoliticalCompassMemes • comment
1 points • 01928-19912-JK

Allow me to introduce to you the most based book of all time

r/guns • comment
1 points • RyanLabreport

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r/WA_guns • comment
1 points • TheRedGamerFPV
r/AMA • comment
1 points • neetneetyeet