Haribo Gummi Candy, Goldbears Gummi Candy, 5 Pound Bag

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If you find this story funny you should see haribo sugar free gummy bears reviews

Link for the lazy - https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B000EVOSE4/ref=acr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&reviewerType=all_reviews#reviews-filter-bar

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_cRWnFb8QEVE26

here just scroll down to the review by Jeffrey Lambert. Its quite a ways down

bro, you should read the gummy reviews, best 30 minutes of my life.

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Found it

Reminds me of Haribro Sugar Free gummy bear reviews

Here ya go, let me know if you survive

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_umDlFb3B8J3H4

(Be sure to read the reviews)

There is a very long amazon review page on the original gold bears. There is an obvious difference in tastes / looks between the European ones and the ones that have been outsourced from Brazil.

Real Reviews (good reading)

I think the most notable difference was one uses pork and one uses beef. Also, food, water, and safety standards are different.

The only thing better is eating the worms while medicated and reading th through the comments on the Haribo gummy bear 5lb bag on amazon.

Enjoy. But dont asphyxiate on the Albanese while reading. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_srp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

HERE ;)

Fair enough. Better idea: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_GOO3FbMP7K2YY?psc=1 Read the Q & A. Available in grapefruit. OP NEEDS to do this.

> those sugar-free gummy bears with the hilarious Amazon review

https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B000EVOSE4/ref=acr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&reviewerType=all_reviews#reviews-filter-bar

I feel all of that. My mental health has not been great either, so I've been giving to get those sweet sweet serotonin hits.

I use crochet to help with my OCD, so I have a whole wishlist dedicated to yarn, and yarn definitely makes me happy. I also call this a "bag of happiness" because really, how can you not be happy when you are eating your way through a 5 lb bag of gummy bears

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Goldbears-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1595629354&sprefix=haribo+sugar&sr=8-3 Here you go!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_top?ie=UTF8

Artificial sweeteners can do this to you. Consider the following: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=cm_sw_r_em_apa_i_cUYoEbHZ3DG36

Read the reviews. You'll laugh.

Context for anyone who hasn’t read the reviews. The hardest laugh I’ve had in a long time.

They tasted great! So great that you'd eat a lot, guilt-free! And then the after effects were horrific. The reviews of the infamous Haribo sugar-free gummies should give you a good idea. Except everything was also orange and sticky.

They did have a warning on the package to limit your servings, but nobody followed it very well.

I like to read these golden reviews during my spare time.

Omg hahahha. Worst advice ever as someone who has been personally victimized by fiber gummies 😂😂 unless you mean an actual different thing and not these

From Mr. Luke

See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears

Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2015

Flavor: Gold Bears

"It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade.
After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep.
My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck.
And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free.
"What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards.
As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor anus.
I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam.
"I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?"
The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs.
After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened.
It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon.
By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse.
By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach.
I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads.
At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief.
I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat.
It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life.
After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears.
I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface."

FYI
Erythritol (Wikipedia) and Stevia (Wikipedia) are not the same.

You also missed Malitol, which is a common cheap sugar alternative that is known to cause explosive diarrhea as frequently seen in these comments Amazon Review of Sugar Free Gummy Bears