Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

With the summer heat coming in I wanted to give you guys one game changing tip.

Hey guys!

I know this might be a weird thing to discuss but I had to make this suggestion to you all.

Get a bidet.

That's right.

Get yourself a bidet and install it on your toilet. I don't mean a big ceramic toilet or anything just an attachment kit like this one

In before anyone accuses me of it, no I'm not a shill for bidets buy any model you want.

Seriously guys, I installed mine two weeks ago and it has been a revelation and I've even used less tp.

It's hygienic and refreshing especially during this summer heat.

That's my big tip everyone, I hope it helps some of you who have been on the fence about it.

Stay Up!

a bidet. Because you dont know what a clean asshole is until you've used either baby wipes or a bidet.

It's not gay. It's fucking sanitary, you animals. It also turns every shit into a 1-wiper. So you save immensely on toilet paper

$17.99 on amazon

>"Typical bidets cost anywhere from $250 to $700"

Bruh.

Yeah, I've never ever regretted going with the cheap bidet. Have used plenty but I just don't think the extra features justify the price. Most recent model is here:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apap_fxk5F3in5pNwk

And my favorite, non-price-related feature is that the little arm will move the spray nozzle back and forth, making the wash much easier and require way less bum-scooching-dance in the process.

Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

Has anyone scrolled to the questions? I highly suggest looking at the first three, a good chuckle.

https://www.amazon.com/ask/questions/asin/B01A17T3N6/ref=ask_mdp_dpmw_ql_hza?isAnswered=true

People still use toilet paper?

https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?keywords=bidet&qid=1583892500&sr=8-4

We had two of these (different brand, but essentially identical) $20 ones due to other family members' needs and/or lucky new-in-box thrift finds, even before I had my surgery. They're a nice option for comfortable adult living (for hard poopers, soft poopers, pre/post sex cleanups, period cleanups, pre-schoolers still learning to wipe cleanups, wow my life is glamorous...).

I didn't need any help after surgery. The cancer mastectomies tend to be more thorough/painful than the gender-ones (a lot more scraping out, nerve-severing, deep tissue removal, etc), and yes, a friend of mine who had one also needed more help for longer afterwards -- but my experience was totally different and I bounced right back, even at 39. Using my forearm crutch immediately after, driving (automatic) by day 3, etc etc.

Go TP free with this awesome thing: https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=sr_1_6?crid=21G6GVALRZ6U9&keywords=in+toilet+bidet&qid=1583643020&sprefix=in+toilet+bidet%2Caps%2C158&sr=8-6

I got you fam

For toilet paper you install a bidet extension in your toilet. Like this one

I am taking about one of [these] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_oL7wEb35NWTH4) . But it is fine with me if you enjoy living in the dark ages with your dirty, smelly asshole and shit covered hands.

You can get a cheap seat add on for about $20. I should say could. They are sold out on amazon and being price gouged right now.

When prices return to normal buy one. You will not regret it.

Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_GUwBEbSQDD0P4

You can literally buy a decent toilet seat attachment for $23 on amazon. Easily cheaper than the amount you spend on tp in a year.

The toilet seat attached sprayers seem to work pretty well. They’re $20 on Amazon. I’ve had one in each bathroom for 2 years.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_t1_z8OAEb93QQY3M

Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

(I have no vested interest in any bidet company.)

Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glc_fabc_Ud5ZFbGNBKB1V

They're not that expensive either

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They are totally awesome.

https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=bidet&qid=1584304188&sr=8-2

22$ on Amazon. Reduces tp use by 90%.

This bidet from Greenco is one that a friend of mine has and her family like it since it has survived 3 moves (one across country and two within a city).

For reference, I have something like this

https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6

So here's the deal. This bidet has been working fine for 8 months, but I moved to a new apartment and installed the bidet. Toilet water pressure is totally fine, but I noticed the bidet pressure was incredibly low. I went to troubleshoot and found that when I push the nozzle back into the bidet, the water pressure is perfect, but when the nozzle comes out the pressure drops to barely anything. Any thoughts?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_1jl5FbNDHD5K9

Deep into my bidet shopping, I have to say I've never laughed so hard reading customer reviews of products on Amazon. Here is an example:

>My life will never be the same.
It HAS 6 settings, but anything above 4 would be a death wish.
Use 4+ only if you want to simulate being molested by Neptune himself.
3 felt like a zealous lover hastily exploring your secrets.
1-2 are tender but effective.

If you have doubts, there are many affordable options to try out. Fresh clean butti for all who wants it. #Bidet2020

you can always install one of the toilet bidets

They cost very little and are a game changer (fir anyone reading this). It’s very very easy to install. There’s many models/options and they require no electricity.

I bought this bidet for $26 and its great! Absolutely worth the money IMO

I got a Bio Bidet on sale for $25. Best $25 I've ever spent. The one I got is currently on sale on Amazon for $23.

Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

This is the one I bought

Actually, yes

Nope.

https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?keywords=bidet&qid=1583633085&sr=8-4

Amazon has a [bidet toilet seat] (https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=zg_bs_6810564011_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2TYQAY14J96HECV89FWY) for under $20 - DIY instsllation, no special tools required.

Me lo lavo 🤣

Greenco Bidet Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_8smlEbTNCG8NW

I use a luxe one similar to this https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00JG2DETM/ref=sr_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=bidet+luxe&qid=1608611063&sr=8-6

But if you want one even cheaper, here's one for $25 https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=bidet&qid=1608611134&refinements=p_36%3A1253528011&rnid=1243644011&s=hi&sr=1-5 I've never tried it but they all seem pretty similar until you get into the pricier ones

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_NzNoEbAAT1D0S

I have this bidet and I really like it because it doesn't require any electricity. Of course that means no hot water, but I've gotten used to it. 10/10 has helped me so much because I have a very strong odor and it helps keep me clean!

Totally forgot to reply yesterday. We have something similar to this right now, but I told my fiance we're upgrading to one with a hot water and drying mechanism in the new house. This is still a game changer and I've never felt cleaner than with this.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01A17T3N6/ref=ppx_yo_mob_b_track_package_o0_img?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I don't know if this has been suggested already but you can use a bidet. They are really affordable and easy to install like this one from Amazon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_btf_t1_Jw9pFbDNVJNQ5

Here you go

Just use shatafa for now , we use it every day and you don’t even need to touch anything, I promise it wont hurt and its a life changer

https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=shatafa&qid=1604019989&sr=8-4

cheaper slim one. https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=sr_1_16?keywords=%2415+bidet&qid=1578090016&s=hi&sr=1-16

if it turns into a problem in the winter you could just move this one to a non primary toilet since it's so cheap and buy a heated one for your primary toilet. For when it is definitely too chilly.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01A17T3N6/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 <- Life saver...

Anything you will need to install it comes with it. I've bought two different ones and they both came with everything including hose, t-connection, and a rubber washer to prevent leakage.

I have purchased both of these models and both work well:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CGVBZGL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_rM0FFbSVKJSSE

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_NM0FFbEEFM39B

If I had to recommend one, I'd say the Greenco is best just because it has a little lever to angle the water up and down which is nice.

Some different options https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081MVKZQT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_HE-yEbPM8GAV0

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_JF-yEb8A7KESD

https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=ice_ac_b_dpb?dchild=1&keywords=bidet&qid=1595280842&sr=8-6

Most people just get a bidet attachment for their toilet seats.

Here's a highly rated one for $30: https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/

And here's a rather expensive one that's 64% off: https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/

Dude, get one of these and teach your kid how to use it.

I got this one from Costco, it’s $40. We actually have two of them and they are awesome.

https://www.costco.com/bio-bidet-elite3-non-electric-bidet-attachment.product.100015777.html

We started out with a cheaper one from amazon (like $30) and it worked well, but the way the Costco one hooks up is much better. Both are super easy to install though.

I think this is the one we had from amazon, or at least a really similar one:

https://www.amazon.com/Greenco-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B01A17T3N6/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=bidet&qid=1591841181&sr=8-4

I know there are super fancy bidets out there that are a couple hundred dollars if not more that I’m sure are great, but that’s a little too pricey for me. The water that comes out of these comes straight from the pipes (not heated like some fancy ones) so it can be a little chilly during the winter haha. But I really don’t mind. Something like this gets the job done!

Oh and the Costco one has a “women cleaning” option that I think will be super helpful postpartum.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01A17T3N6/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Good for the price. Cold water. Super powerful, best feature is the fact that you can aim the nozzle where you need it.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07W55FKYY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

The one we have right now. OMG But this one.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B078XLBZZZ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Everything works as advertised but it just misses the mark by just a bit. a little cold on the water still, the pressure just inst perfect. and the seat tilts forward. Good buy if you want something with less pressure but still super comfy.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2DETM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Cold Water, Had this one for...4-5 years. a bit hard to clean but overall a solid unit.

Sorry for the late reply, Good hunting!