I've got this $30 one. A+ would poop again.

For real? Here. Install it. Those three rolls will last you at least a month. Hopefully now America gets their shit together and puts bidets in every home.

PSA: Brondell Bidet - Thinline SimpleSpa SS-150 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Self Cleaning Nozzle https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_WnAAEbRMXH6Y3

Bought mine online from Amazon. I bought the low priced one without heated water and I wouldn't want to live without it now. Very easy to install. Here's a link to it if you want to check it out: https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7?ref_=ast_sto_dp

Here ya go ya dirty asshole.

Yup, I got this one. Took about 10 minutes to install.

Life changer.

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I had a Tushy at a former house, but got this one for my current home. Believe I paid $33 for it last year when the demand was practically zero.

Go order yourself a bidet from Amazon and cut down on your toilet paper usage.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075MMHQX7/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

The one I have has a nozzle that fits against the back of the bowl pretty high up. If you turn the valve one way it sprays right down main street towards your butt hole. If you turn it the other way it sprays off the nozzle assembly but I've only had to use that a few times if there's splatter. There's also ones with two nozzles, one for your butthole and the other for lady parts. ThisThis is the one I have.

The heated ones are expensive. If you’re willing to put up with cold water, I recommend this cheaper one

Brondell Bidet - Thinline SimpleSpa SS-150 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Self Cleaning Nozzle https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_fabc_WkXTFbDCHK2NA

We bought one off Amazon that attaches to the toilet. There is no hand held part. It is extremely easy to put on/take off the toilet. It takes maybe 5 minutes to install.

We bought this one.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fab_XSAHFb9KRWV5F

Dang I paid $22 for this one prior to covid and now it's going for $50.

This Luxe is trash Brondell Thin Line is superior

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Whoa my autocorrect was bad on that last one... brondell bidet. It's just the attachment, at the time it was only $30 on amazon.

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I have this one, not from Costco but it's under $40 and works great. I'm not sure about all the bells and whistles for 10x the price. Just my opinion.

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=bidet&qid=1584500329&sr=8-3

Brondell Bidet - Thinline SimpleSpa SS-150 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Self Cleaning Nozzle https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_C8OuEbN6HC2RV

unlimited refills

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An easily installable one-size-fits-most bidet can be had for about thirty bucks.

Pays for itself in about a year.

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Super easy to install, and looks a little more modern then other $30 bidets out there. Using 2 for around 2 years now with 0 leaks or problems, and total install time is in the 15-20min range

This one is simple and solid:

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7

I got this one specifically because it doesn't mess with the seat height.

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I love that butt washer so much.

As much pressure as you want it to! At least how mine works. It's not a on/off, you turn a knob and it ramps up pressure from 0 so you just get it to a comfortable level. Honestly, messy shits are like what a bidet is made for, cleans it up no problem with no effort. We still use TP to dry (and to have it avail for guests) so we just go through a lot less of it. Downside is it makes shitting without a bidet significantly worse when you gotta:)

Bidet, don't wait, today!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_OKo5FbT04355V?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

This one I got after visiting Japan and experiencing the magic of Bidets (if never used before know that there is a bit of a system learning curve as your body gets used for what to expect 😂). Been over a year and half and still squirting strong with no leaks or cracks.

Also the "door" covering the sprayers is super handy for cleaning. Other products either don't have the cover or it's not loveable.

I have this $40 one. It works totally fine and was easy to install. I have uninstalled a similar type when I moved out of an apartment and it was easy to do. It sounds like a bad idea to have cold water hitting you, but it’s really more like washing your hands or face in the room temp water that comes out of the tap before the hot water kicks in. It’s not bad, and for $40 you’ll never question whether it was worth it! Someday I’d like to upgrade to a fancy one, but we don’t have an outlet next to our toilet in our house.

Hard work pays. Good luck. For $30 you can have a nice clean ass after every crap, and feel like a million bucks. Better than all those rich people with shitty ass cracks amirite? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7

NAD. I have IBS and was having similar symptoms for a long time, but they are much better now. I urged my gastro at the time to do a CT and had constipation with overflow diarrhea. Basically my body was trying to get rid of the blockage.

He had me do 2 enemas and then Miralax for a week. Didn't work, had me do it again. Didn't fully work. A nurse friend said to take 2 bottles of mag citrate back to back after a full day of liquid diet to reduce cramping. THAT WORKED.

Thinking this might be applicable due to the opioids.

Also for the sore butt, get a bedet like this one. I'll never go back!

Brondell Bidet - Thinline... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

My Brondell has a metal hose and t-valve. I live in an apartment and have never experienced leaks of any kind. It has been installed for a year and a half.

As an owner of that one, Id recommend against it. The plastic is very thick, so youll have some seat sliding problems. This is my favorite. Its much thinner, so the toilet seat feels just like it did before install. Also, twisting the knob instead of turning a dial like on the luxe feels better too. The dial on the luxe is a fake plastic chrome and feels/looks kinda cheap

I'm using one right now

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7

I figured if I liked it I would shell out for the nice ones with temperature control etc but honestly it works great, and I'm in the south so the water doesn't get crazy cold anyway and it's refreshing.

Washlet without raised/curved seat, and Is warm water necessary?

Hey everyone, I purchased a Toto C100 but returned it because I realized that the back was curved and raised up, which sort of felt like I was losing toilet seat real estate. Does anyone know of any models that don't do this?

Alternatively, I was thinking of getting a non electric one that might work because it's really slim, but then I'd have to go without warm water! Is cold water fine? I've found that my rear end isn't super cold sensitive anyway lol.

Get a 28 dollar Brondell Thinline bidet from Amazon. Trust me you won't regret this.

TP is a distant memory to me. It's now a very primitive and pointlessly labor intensive concept.

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7

Out of stock???

Well there goes the neighborhood... maybe somewhere else has it...

That's a bummer in case mine breaks or something (after all it is $28... I should have got a spare)...

This one has been awesome for me. Easy install and really thin so wont offset your seat.

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_4?crid=1NHCFW9FWC95B&dchild=1&keywords=brondell+bidet&qid=1593111111&s=hi&sprefix=brond%2Ctools%2C278&sr=1-4