How to Avoid Huge Ships

How to Avoid Huge Ships

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>During a test run sailing from Brisbane to Sydney, on her first night after leaving Brisbane, Ella's Pink Lady collided with the Silver Yang, a 63,000-tonne bulk carrier at about 02.00 am on 9 September 2009 near Point Lookout.[23]

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He obviously has never read this book.

Relevant.

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Pro-tip: read the reviews first.

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I think this one makes some good supplemental reading too

I guess they didn't read the classic

I guess they could not afford the book

I guess the old saying is true.

“It doesn’t matter the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean.

What matters is how long the boat can stay in dock until everyone gets off.”

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Recommend some reading for the windsurfer.

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My go-to book until I finish mine.

Very long. They're the ocean equivalent of a fully loaded freight train at full speed. They cannot stop, they cannot turn, don't get in their way. If two of them are in each other's way, well, brace for a boom.

Also they usually don't crash into each other in the middle of nowhere. They crash into each other in port, or in narrow heavily trafficked navigational waterways like canals and straits.

It's become a hilarious meme, but Captain John Trimmer wrote "How to avoid huge ships" with serious safety concerns in mind. They're basically an unstoppable force and anything that gets in front of them is going to get smashed.

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Almost all of the reviews on this book are a riot. I go back and read them when I need a laugh.

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The comments/reviews are priceless.

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It seems they never read the authoritative manual on this subject, the classic How to Avoid Huge Ships

the bridge should have read this book

And it has read "How to Avoid Huge Ships".

*Please make sure you read before buying. I'd hate for you to buy the wrong book if you're incontinent.

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This guy really should have readthis book and he would’ve known how to avoid the problem before it ever came up

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(Not really, but the reviews are hilarious.)

Never thought this book would come in handy.

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Quite obviously, this jetskier hadn't read his Trimmer.

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They obviously didn't do their research

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Should have read this:

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